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 Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:19 am Post subject: The worlds funniest joke! |
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This got voted the funniest joke in the world!!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
What do you think?
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JohnBorgen
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| Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:55 am Post subject: |
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| I've read funnier jokes in this forum. |
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| Uhhh. I didn't laugh. |
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Jimbob1989
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| Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:32 am Post subject: |
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Smerked, but no serious laugh. Was a little funny I think  |
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| Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: |
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er.. definately not the best joke but quite good!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| It takes all of the "funnyness" out of it when you tell us it's the world's most funniest. Jokes are better when they come as a surprise, you know, unexpected. |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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its funny!! were did you find the joke?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:34 am Post subject: |
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 It is funny, though not that much...
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:37 am Post subject: |
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| Haha! I thought it was funny. |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:39 am Post subject: |
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| TheBostonian wrote: | | Haha! I thought it was funny. |
Er... How funny?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:52 am Post subject: |
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| IamTheKing9 wrote: | | TheBostonian wrote: | | Haha! I thought it was funny. |
Er... How funny? |
Not the funniest joke I've ever heard. But still quite funny, in my opinion. |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: The worlds funniest joke! |
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| Molly wrote: | This got voted the funniest joke in the world!!
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He seems to have stopped breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
What do you think? |
i like this joke, but you havent included the whole thing and have modified it thus making it less funny
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| Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:13 am Post subject: |
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That wasn't a funny joke. |
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| Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric
chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then
The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks
out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil
comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed,
and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the
register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!! |
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