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dauodwa
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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
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"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to
death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of
drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran
up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I rushed down to the
basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor,
but found no one there either. I went as fast as I could to the attic,
and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both be still
alive."
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IamTheKing9
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Hey, that's funny. 
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andyboy1000
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:49 am Post subject: |
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andrew247
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| Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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That was quite amusing.
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mondine
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Not bad. 
But you could kind of see the punchline coming for a while.
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