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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:01 am Post subject: Here Some Good Set of Jokes - Enjoy Dudes |
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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent
to
you.
Love, Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures
of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57
photos
in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your
attitude.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:03 am Post subject: Chinese Operator |
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Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:03 am Post subject: An American Guy |
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An American gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an
Indian. He immediately turns to the Indian and makes his move.
"You know," says the American to the Indian, "I've heard that
flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger. So let's talk."
The Indian, who had just opened his book, closes it slowly and
says to the American guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?"
"OK," says the Indian. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"
The American guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the Indian, "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh--?"
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| Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:04 am Post subject: A Letter to Father |
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A letter from a daughter to her dad!!!!! Read It.....
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat
and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted toavoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy ! together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn'tso old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship,don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the ! bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!
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