Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject: Morris dancers beware!
A coach driver is taking a charity childrens blind football team to an important cup game. It's quite a long journey and he begins to feel thirsty.
'right kids. I'm gonna pop into the pub for a quick drink. Will you be okay?'
'Yeah sure! We'll practice our skills for a while'
'Alright...How do you know where the ball is?'
'There's a bell inside the ball. So we just follow the ringing sound.'
'Oh. That's clever! I'll meet you lot back here in a minute then.'
He's sat in a pub when a policeman stomps and exclaims:
'Who's looking after all those blind kids!'
The startled coach driver turns round and says
'Me! why what have they done?'
The irate policeman replies
'What have they done! They've just kicked a morris dancer to death!'
Haha, nice! That was quite funny. _________________ "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get it's pants on." - Winston Churchill
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