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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:26 pm Post subject: Who is incharge ? |
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WHO SHOULD BE IN CHARGE?
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>>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
>>who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge,"said the brain,
>>"because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
>>happen".
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>>I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
>>all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
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>>"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food
>>and give all of you energy."
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>>"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body
>>wherever it needs to go."
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>>"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
>>see where it goes."
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>>"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
>>for waste removal."
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>>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so
>>in a huff, he shut down tight.
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>>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
>>was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood
>>was toxic.
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>>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
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>>The Moral of the story?
>>The asshole is usually in charge
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:45 am Post subject: |
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lol.
this isn't called moral
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