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 Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:11 am Post subject: Answerphone |
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ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS RECORDED AND VERIFIED BY THE WORLD FAMOUS > > INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS > >
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave > your > name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. > >
2. A is for academics, B is or beer. One of those reasons is why we're not > > here. So, leave a message. > >
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the > money. > If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid > institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you > owe > me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. > >
4. Hi. Now you say something. > >
5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can > talk > to it instead. Wait for the beep. > >
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you? > >
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a > "sexy" > message, I'll call sooner > >
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. > Please > speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with some of > these > magnets. > >
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving > messages. > My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are > clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their > picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and > they > will get back to you. > >
10. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic > thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your > number > and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call. > >
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave > me > a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. > >
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. > Leave > a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back. > >
13. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons > > right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home > and it's safe to leave a message. > >
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. > Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. > >
15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right > now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it > up > and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a > message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you >
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lolololololol.
Nice joke chaitanyamandava
Kept it as reference(u won't mind, right?)
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