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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:01 pm Post subject: Top 13

The Top 13 Obscure Campus Library Rules
13. No Shoes, No Shirt, No Books!

12. One millionth visitor receives lifetime supply of Turtle Wax.

11. $3.00 cover charge, 2 drink minimum.

10. Use a Canadian coin in the copy machine, get a bonus copy!

9. 1st Tuesday of each month - "Find the Hidden $100 Bill Day!"

8. Sink a book in the return bin from 50 ft., win a thousand bucks.

7. Must submit to drug test for presence of library paste.

6. Overdue book fees: 5 cents per day or 3 strokes with a rattan cane -- your choice!

5. Forgetting to whisper: 3 strokes with a rattan cane -- no choice!.

4. If you find a dead guy, your tuition's free!!!

3. Photocopying of body parts is strictly prohibited unless accompanied by a spotter.

2. Until further notice, all golf magazines will be forwarded directly to Mr. Simpson c/o the L.A. County Jail.

and the #1 Obscure Campus Library Rule...

1. Time spent sleeping at your carrel actually earns you academic credit.
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