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mikeskuse999
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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: Heaven |
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Heres a good joke for you, hope you like it 
A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream.
"What was that!?" she asks.
"Oh don’t worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings."
"Ouch," she blurts.
Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires.
St. Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo."
Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I’d rather go to hell."
He responds, "No, no you don’t want to do that, you’ll be raped and sodomized there!"
The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"
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