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Eric
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
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A few good quotes/jokes to share with you guys
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Things may come to those who wait, but only things left by those who
hustle.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Capitalization is the difference between
"Helping your uncle Jack off a horse"
and
"helping your uncle jack off a horse".
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Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
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"A man needs
a woman he can love and who loves him,
a woman who will clean the house, cook for him, and take care of him,
a woman who is great in bed and desires him,
a woman who is intelligent and will stimulate his mind.
And the final thing a man needs is for these four women to never meet."
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Troubles
Now my wife just left and the well went dry,
and my horse is sick and about to die.
Then my still blew up and the barn burned down,
and the road washed out on the way to town.
Then my dog got rabies and bit the cat,
and they both died soon after that.
Now I lost my specs and my pipe stem broke,
so I can't even sit and read and smoke.
Then a tree fell on the chicken shed,
and most of the hens got smashed plumb dead.
Then a chimney fire took half of a wall,
and this old shack is about to fall.
Then I caught my heel on an old dead vine,
and sat smack dab on a porcupine.
Then a beaver dam broke an' my bridge washed out,
and my watch stopped working and I've got the gout.
And the bank foreclosed so I've lost my place,
and my cos disappeared without a trace.
They cut off my credit at the grocery store,
and I lost my job and a whole lot more.
I must have been hexed by a triple curse,
as things keep going from bad to worse.
And now fate has hit me a last dirty crack;
to top of the worst - my wife's coming back.
Hey Hey
Not that i am uncool
But u Butted in into my request thread
U Already Have your Own
I Still Havent got gmail to try out
so i apologise i have no invite 4 u
But if i do get any invites from my future gmail a/c
u can have them
I really hope i have an invite to give away to u
coz that wud mean i wud hav a gmail a/c
Take Care and Keep Hoping
(Author's note: Note that I didn't make these jokes myself, and I DO have Gmail so don't the above joke fool you...) |
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broken
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Location: England
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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Nice jokes! The Troubles one I especially like!
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tokkolo
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah nice jokes. I always enjoy reading good jokes. There is also a special topic named "Lighter Moments" here in Chit Chat for the jokes. You can post all your jokes there and you can read all of the jokes others have posted there. Have fun!
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Snake
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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My favorite would have to be the following:
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Capitalization is the difference between
"Helping your uncle Jack off a horse"
and
"helping your uncle jack off a horse".
I just like how stupid and funny that is.
Snake
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cvrk3
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Location: India
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| thanks tokkolo!! |
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