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Sylier
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 Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:26 pm Post subject: A Texan visits Sydney |
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A Texan visits Sydney and gets into the first Taxi he sees.
"Take me sight seeing boy! Show me the beautiful city ya'll have here"
The taxi driver took him past the Sydney Tower
"That sir is our highest structure and has a revolving restaurant at the very top"
"Wayll, that's purdy" said the Texan " How long did it take ya'll to build that one?"
"About 4 years" said the taxi driver"
"Holy crap!" said the Texan " it only took us 8 months to erect the Statue of Liberty... show me somehting IMPRESSIVE BOY!"
Taxi driver was a little put off by the arrogant texan and drove him to the
Sydney Opera House
"Thats our Opera House, we have many world famous performances there" said the taxi driver.
"Well gowwwly, thats a work of art aint it boy! that shure is purdy too! How long did it take ya to build THAT ONE BOY?"
"i think that was built in about 2 years" said the taxi driver"
"PFFT" the yank retorted "thats ridiculous, We carved out Mt Rushmore in about 6 months! Show me somehting SPECTACULAR BOY!"
The taxi driver is now quite angry at the Texan and his 'we are bigger / better than that' attitude and drove him over the .
Sydney Harbour Bridge
"WHOA BOY! whats this thing we driving on?" Said the Texan " This is MASSIVE, THIS BOY, is SPEC-TAC-U-LAR... hot dang!! how logn did it take you to build this one?"
Taxi driver quietly replies..
"dunno , it wasnt here yesterday"
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:45 am Post subject: |
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Haha, nice. I like it. Though, sounds a bit anti-American, and stereotypically anti-Texan. But hey, it's just a joke!  |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Haha yeah I like it as well.
Shows the attitude of most Americans (I am supreme).
Don't generalize the whole nation though. |
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Sylier
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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Just Texans i think.
The loudest most arrogant yanks i met have been texans...generally speaking.
same as in Oz,, Melbourne males.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:38 am Post subject: |
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 Wow! Great joke, and totally one of it's kind!
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