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 Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:20 pm Post subject: The Lawyer Jokes Thread |
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Inspired by Eirķkr Rauši's (thank god for copy and paste) lck of saavy when it comes to lawyer jokes, I've dcided to start "The Lawyer Jokes Thread". Feel free to post any lawyer jokes you know here.
I'll start:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:26 am Post subject: |
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Well, what about that joke you wrote -
| Kenmfca wrote: | | A genie appears to a man and tells him that he will grant him three wishes, but for each wish, two times that will happen to every lawyer in the world. First of all he wishes for £1,000,000 and evey lawyer in the world gets £2,000,000. Next he wishes for a Ferrari, so every lawyer in the world gets two Ferraris. And when the genie asks for the final wish, the man replies "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..." |
It's a very good joke (  )...
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 of them has a chance of becoming human.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:45 am Post subject: |
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| Kenmcfa wrote: | Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50,000,000 of them has a chance of becoming human. |
Oh my!!! RFeally funny! Where'd you come up with that one?
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:39 am Post subject: |
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I can't give away my sources...
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Kenmcfa wrote: | | I can't give away my sources... |
OK. I'm not going to pester you. Let me think of some good Lawyer Joke... 
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