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Did you get the joke
yes
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no
50%
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
mondine wrote:
IamTheKing9 wrote:
Hmm... looks like your vote has given "yes" the majority.


Now, had the poll question been "Do you think the joke was funny?", I'd expect a rather different result.


Yep. I guess everyone would vote for "no". What would you do?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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mondine wrote:
IamTheKing9 wrote:
Hmm... looks like your vote has given "yes" the majority.


Now, had the poll question been "Do you think the joke was funny?", I'd expect a rather different result.


Yep. I guess everyone would vote for "no". What would you do?


"No". Or, follow my first instinct, which was to just ignore the question.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, yeah. The poll would be of no use, since everyone would choose "no".
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Never... ever... tell a joke again.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whohoo!!! Looks like Adam's voted for "no", and so it's a 50-50 tie again.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hospital food is better than that joke!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hospital food is better than that joke!


Looks like I've had better luck than you. I've never been in hospital. And by the way, did you vote in the poll?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Didn't get it sorry.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
i get it

it is:

how do you get 2 big animals 'elephant' in a small car 'mini'

then he goes how do you get to wales in a mini
which also is two large animals except its also a country next to england where you go over a bridge called the severn bridge to get to wales.

so you say over the severn bridge to trick them!

Im the only one here that gets it. probally because i live near wales in england 15 mins away from the sevn bridge
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've heard that joke before but in a different way
How to get two elephants into a bottle in a way so they wouldn't touch each other?
you put another elephant between them Very Happy Laughing

Here is another one:
what do you do to get an elephant into the refrigerator in three steps?
1. open the door
2. put the elephant inside
3. close the door

Now, what do you do to get a giraffe into the refrigerator in four steps?
1. open the door
2. take the elephant out of the refrigerator
3. put the giraffe inside
3. close the door

I know they are so silly and not very good and stupid but so is your joke
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well atleast yours is kind of funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks man
I'm glad you kinda liked it
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeah i found that better than the other one
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I dont get it. The jokes by ryan werent funny.
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