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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: A Few Days Apart Reply with quote
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied: “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ha. That one's quite clever.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Heard that once. Funny lol.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Extremely funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hahaha Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well a Good one.
Men always Like to enjoy and flirt but dont allw their wifes to.
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