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 Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:33 am Post subject: Fix The Dents (I apologize to all the blonds in here) |
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I got this one from an email he sent and I thought that you should read it
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A blond was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard,
and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blond, came home and said,
"What are you doing?"
The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her
to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said,
..."HELLLLOOOO!!!
You need to roll up the windows." |
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: |
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ROFL! that was funny!
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:09 am Post subject: |
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thanx Ben
glad you liked it
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| Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:24 am Post subject: |
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good joke. Blonds all all the same lol.
(that menas dumb and stupid) no offence
LOL |
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:59 am Post subject: |
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| lol hahaha, funny. BTW guys, the feminine form is blonde and the masculine form is blond. I'm naturally blond but I dyed my hair black so that people don't think I'm stupid. |
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:18 am Post subject: |
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It doesn't have to be blond to be stupid
And you seem smart blond or not
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I was really joking though, I dyed it really because I thought black was cool. But now I'm gonna dye it pink because pink is the new black. |
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Pink is a nice color but not on the top of a man
so if you wanna dyed in a new color try blue I like blue
but pink on a man... that's just stupid
I'm starting to be convinced that you are really blond
Sorry
I'm only messing with you
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:27 am Post subject: |
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I wasn't serious either  , anyway, I just wanted to say pink is the new black, I like saying that. One of the best phrases ever coined. =D |
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:59 am Post subject: |
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It's a nice phrase anyway
I like it
From where did you get it
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