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L4nc3k
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 Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:52 am Post subject: 5 jokes. Hope ya guys laugh! |
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Man's Best Friend
Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.” 
Bill and Hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me, I said throw out the first pitch.
Dumb Brunettes
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?
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Huge Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says “I want a bourbon and….a coke”, the bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?” The bear say “I’ve had them all my life.” 
Elephant Encounter
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off. LOL
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Çăt JĺĐí$
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| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:37 am Post subject: |
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Thanks for posting on one page I don't get that last one!
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mikeskuse999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:27 am Post subject: Sick |
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| Çăt ™ wrote: | | Thanks for posting on one page I don't get that last one! |
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If you dont get the last one it is probably because you are either too young or you are too innocent to understand the sickness of it that is the joke, see some jokes dont need an adult brain and some do i think you may be able to guess which type the last one is
but all in all i like these jokes well done they are reasonably funny
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mikeskuse999
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| Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:28 am Post subject: Sick |
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| Çăt ™ wrote: | | Thanks for posting on one page I don't get that last one! |
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If you dont get the last one it is probably because you are either too young or you are too innocent to understand the sickness of it that is the joke, see some jokes dont need an adult brain and some do i think you may be able to guess which type the last one is
but all in all i like these jokes well done they are reasonably funny
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| Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:33 am Post subject: |
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| didn't get the last one...hhehuaueuaeuaheihaiehihuiihiueuahiheiuehiaheiahiehieaea...............ah....ah...(wiping tears out of eyes) |
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Çăt JĺĐí$
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:20 am Post subject: |
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mikeskuse999, you double posted lol..
And ooh yeah I get it now- didn't read it properly haha. Nice joke there Lancer!
And calculus, if you continue to laugh at me or insult me, i will report you
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:56 am Post subject: |
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| I wish i hadn't got it |
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Çăt JĺĐí$
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:00 am Post subject: |
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Haha..
BTW, where are you Lancer?
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Aírmanareiks Ţiudareiks
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Don't know why, but these Q/A jokes don't really make me laugh most of the time.  |
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Çăt JĺĐí$
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Poor Eric hehe 
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Yinzelda
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:32 am Post subject: Re: 5 jokes. Hope ya guys laugh! |
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| L4nc3k wrote: | Elephant Encounter
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off. LOL
-Lance |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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| nice ones! (making faces) am i not an adult to understand the last one! |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| cvrk3 wrote: | | nice ones! (making faces) am i not an adult to understand the last one! |
Me neither  I just assumed it would be very funny if I knew what it meant. 
( you don't believe me do you )
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| Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:51 am Post subject: |
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| Yinzelda wrote: | | ( you don't believe me do you ) |
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not believe you dude!!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Çăt ™ wrote: | | Thanks for posting on one page I don't get that last one! |
Lol.. these are really nice jokes.. actually, when he said come accross.. he really meant come accross.. stepping on the elephant.. lol |
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