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kizziemoma
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 Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: Going crazy with confusion |
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| thats just plain confusing didnt see any humour in it |
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kizziemoma
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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he got so confused he ended thought he should be there himself lol
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ryan999
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| now that you have explained it it makes a bit more sense but i still dont understand it fully it is probally me |
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kizziemoma
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| Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: |
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it is a bit sad alright. lol
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:38 am Post subject: |
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Man that is the most confusing topic I've read
but I got it the man is his own grand father and his stepdaughter's uncle so easy
this should be a nice story for a soap series
but I have a question
What kind of twisted person would think of such thing?!!!!!!!!!
what I mean is:
What the hell were you drinking when you wrote this?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ryan999
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:08 am Post subject: |
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| i think he was drinking 10 vodkas 15l of sherry, 20l of whisky |
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bsl-tlb
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:10 am Post subject: |
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I think it was a lot more than that
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:08 am Post subject: |
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| Dunno, kinda funny IMO. |
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kizziemoma
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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I was very very sober not under the afluince of inkachol atall
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ryan999
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:01 am Post subject: |
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| we were only joking mate. kepp your wig on |
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kizziemoma
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| Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:03 am Post subject: |
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you too mate so was I 
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