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 Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 2:33 am Post subject: jokes from cricketwatchdogs.com |
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jokes posted on www.cricketwatchdogs.com
1)
What's Ganguly's favorite bird?
Answer - Duck
2)
Dada Ganguly had been drinking too heavily before going to bat on black Monday. He staggered up to John Wright and confessed that he could see three of everything.
"Well," said John Wright, "when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one."
Later Ganguly weaved his way to the crease and you all know what happened after that. He was just clean bowled soon.
When he made his way back, "What happened?" demanded John Wright. "Didn't you try to hit the middle ball?"
"Izzzezzzzezzz Yeshhhh," replied Dada, "but I used the outside bat!"
3)
India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it's a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on!
India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score.
There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.
Voice : "Hello ! I am Ganguly's friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"
Team Manager : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat . "
Voice : "No problem I'll hold"
4)
The teacher had asked the class to write an essay on a cricket match. With
only a few minutes left,
one boy had written nothing. Suddenly, he looked up at the clock,
grabbed his pen and scribbled
something on the paper. The teacher read out his essay: 'No play
today. Rain.'
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| Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:38 am Post subject: |
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| 2 and 4 are great. 1 isn't funny and I don't get 3. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:38 am Post subject: |
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ok,
Ganguly don spend much time at pitch (many time he got out in a minute or 2) so any1 can hold on for 2/3 min.
so 3rd joke is like his friend knows if he can hold for 2/3 min. he can talk wid ganguly.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Eirķkr Rauši wrote: | | 2 and 4 are great. 1 isn't funny and I don't get 3. |
I agree with you.. but good work!
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