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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject: New Microsoft Windows ad slogans. A Joke from AhaJokes.com

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.

1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.

2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.

4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

5. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

7. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.

10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better

11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

14. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course!

15. How do you want to crash today?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:00 am Post subject:

Yeah realy funny I really laughed I especialy liked no. 9 & 10!
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:06 am Post subject:

I like No.12 and 15.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:37 am Post subject:

You've said it all my friend.
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:59 pm Post subject: another cool site

found another cool one at [URL Removed!]

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:04 am Post subject:

Pjhale, hope you're not promoting your website in such a way? Inserting a link to a website with little or no information in a post is generally frowned upon.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:52 am Post subject:

And so is bumping an old thread.
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