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 Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:33 am Post subject: joke : holy priest !!!!!!!! |
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lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest.
She asked him, " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor ? "
The priest replied, " Of course my child. What can I do for you ? "
"I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help. I bought myself a new-sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the customs duty declaration limits. As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock ? "
The priest replied, " Of course I could, my child. But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie ! "
The lady said, " You have such an honest face Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions "
So, she gave him the ' Hair remover ' gadget, which the priest put under his cassock. The aircraft arrived at its destination. The priest
presented himself to one of the customs officers.
He asked the priest, " Father, do you have anything to declare ? "
The priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, " And from the sash down father, what do you have ? "
Again the priest replied truthfully, " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used ! "
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, " Go ahead Father. Next person please . . . . . !!! "
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... |
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Çãt JåÐí$
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:36 am Post subject: |
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Not bad....
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Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day!
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| Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one
Good joke
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| darrenstraight wrote: | | Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day! |
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| Çãt ™ wrote: | | darrenstraight wrote: | | Thanks for the laugh just what I needed before new years day! |
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Hehe!
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Many many smiles here hehe
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