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sanket.no.1
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Sweetheart ,
I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...
Regards,
Software Pogrammer
Today This company
Tommorrow That Company
But always want u r company!
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| What can I say except lol. |
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geekerati
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Most enjoyable sanket.no.1. May I share your story with a few friends?
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mondine
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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| geekerati wrote: | | Most enjoyable sanket.no.1. May I share your story with a few friends? |
Chances are, your friends have already seen it on one of the other 30-odd sites on which it, like most jokes here, has been posted.
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geekerati
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:31 am Post subject: |
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As usual, I'm out of the loop. 
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mondine
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:53 am Post subject: |
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| geekerati wrote: | | As usual, I'm out of the loop. |
No, there's no loop. 
Often, out of idle curiosity, when these things are posted I'll take one of the more distinctive phrases (in this case- "My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless") and plug it into Google.
I used to do this in a vain attempt to attribute some credit to the actual authors, but the staggering tide of internet plagiarism has reduced it to merely an odd hobby.
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