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rlineker
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 Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:18 am Post subject: A Joke From England UK |
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How do you get to elephants in a mini?
One In The Front one in the Back!
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How Do You Get To Whales In a Mini?
Over The Seven Bridge!!
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Çãt JåÐí$
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| Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:58 am Post subject: |
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*two
Not funny..
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| Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Çãt ™ wrote: | *two
Not funny.. |
neither are you...oooooo stop, drop and roll, cause you've been burnnnned
by the ways the jokes were pretty bad, maybe it's british homour, but I didn't find it funny
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Çãt JåÐí$
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Er.. how hilariously funny you are too, Stuck_fugu 
British humour is NOT usually this bad..
He's putting a bad name to GB!
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| What the hell? That is a joke? |
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Çãt JåÐí$
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 am Post subject: |
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Exactly!!
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Aírmanareiks Þiudareiks
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| Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| This dude really needs to check the dictionary... |
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Çãt JåÐí$
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:02 am Post subject: |
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That too.. completely
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| ok, someone has to fill me in here... i love british humour, being british, but i dont get it!! |
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AmericanIdiot1721
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Just like the shark said in the movie Finding Nemo,
"Heh heh heh, heh heh,...I don't get it."
But with a British accent^^ 
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| lol... that's not helping!! :p |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:36 am Post subject: think abut it before thinking |
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I like this joke but dont get mad:
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."
Then little Tony says, "I have a question for you.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which little Tony replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:39 am Post subject: |
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Well, mikeskuse999, your joke is pretty good! And yeah, Ryan (or rlineker), I did not get the joke. Can't you just explain what it is?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| IamTheKing9 wrote: | | And yeah, Ryan (or rlineker), I did not get the joke. Can't you just explain what it is? |
If I may:
The first is an example of just silly, or absurdist humour, of which hundreds of these 'elephant jokes' exist. For example:
Q. How can you tell an elephant's been in your refrigerator?
A. Footprints in the butter.
The second one is a 'sound-alike' play on this theme, which doesn't work in the printed form, as you can see that the question is actually "How do you get to Wales (not two whales) in a mini?". The 'joke' is that it is not a joke, and the answer is simple geographical direction.
Even a good joke can be crippled by telling it badly. These poor specimens never had a chance.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:55 am Post subject: |
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| lol Mike's joke is nice. |
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